schoolpicture:

remember that time when miley cyrus was in high school musical 2 for like four seconds

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pyrexpirate:

i spent 20 minutes laughing at my brother for liking memes and when he looked sad i said “sorry man i didn’t MEME to offend you” and he attacked me

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razzledazzy:

MOM HANDED ME A BIG ENVELOPE SAYING I GOT IT IN THE MAIL AND BEING A SMART ASS I SAID ‘WHAT IS IT FROM THE PRESIDENT’ AND IT’S FROM THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE

APPARENTLY THEY SENT THIS BACK BECAUSE I WAS A SHIT AND INVITED THEM TO MY HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION

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internetexplorers:

errorsanitynotfound:

internetexplorers:

why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong

its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you

this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

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gabilliamqueen:

i mean dating a band member would be pretty hard because they’d be on tour and stuff but i think it would be worth it because you could just go on tumblr and scroll through their tag and just smirk to yourself while thinking

haha

guess whos gettin that dick

not u

me

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hallovvwvvwvvwvvwvvween:

pr0fessah:

unpopular opinion

i hate these cookies

Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is why I fucking hate tubmlr.

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30down30more:

Red lipstick makes me feel like I could cut a man’s heart out with a high heel shoe and fucking eat it.

You either know what I’m talking about or you don’t 

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paintedprintedpaper:

I love how in the Big Bang Theory promo pictures everyone is all well-dressed and elegant

but in reality its just tshirts

And sometimes this

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