May 2013
gingerblivet:
straddling-the-atmosphere:
onceuponabopper:
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:
wittywallflower:
Writing is weird.
One minute you are telling a story.
The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets.
or how to kill someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomato
Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi.
...
cherrycaked:
there’s an episode of sabrina the teenage witch where everything turns into the 60s and at first she’s like wow this is so groovy the music is awesome and everyone is into peace and love why even change back, but then she talks to a university representative but he laughs in her face and says she can’t go to his prestigious college because she’s a woman and then she realises that...
princessfuckingprivilege:
Since at least half of tumblr seems to be guilty of this and it’s disgusting, here’s your daily reminder that it’s illegal in many states and countries to encourage another person to kill themselves. The jury will still convict you if that person disagreed with you on the internet, folks.
1612th:
breadandfire:
1612th:
hi
DO U NOT SUPPORT GAYS??????
what
krabwatch:
m4ngos:
krabwatch:
i like the fact that i live in a world where people of any sex/gender can say ‘suck my dick’ and no one questions it
why did you put sex/gender. it means the same exact thing.
ding-dong you are wrong
The truth is...
sixcatsandtwodogs:
superwhopottergrimmavengelock:
…it’s so much easier to say you’re antisocial…
…or claim that you just don’t like people…
…or pretend that you just don’t care anymore…
…than to admit how lonely and damaged you truly feel.
That’s why we go to shows/movies/books because those characters are the only ones we truly connect with.
Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child.
therimmerboys:
Looking for new blogs to follow.
Reblog if you post:
Doctor Who
Sherlock
Harry Potter
the-vashta-nerada:
the-vashta-nerada:
my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101
as in
a class that teaches you how to climb trees
let’s talk about the american education system
i think i might be throwing stones in a glass house here because i have the option of taking a miming...
jesussbabymomma:
jesussbabymomma:
is it petsmart or petsmart
thanks
enjolrgasm:
enjolrgasm:
omG I’M WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT HOW DOLPHINS ARE SMARTER THAN HUMANS AND THAT THEY’RE ACTUALLY COMMUNICATING WITH US BUT WE’RE TOO STUPID TO KNOW AND THE OPENING IS A MUSICAL BY DOLPHINS SINGING SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH WHAT THE FUCK???c ?? ????!??cc?
I’ve just been informed that this is actually Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
have you ever seen someone so attractive it made you mad
What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
My reaction when Benedict Cumberbatch makes his...
weirdobsessivecrazyfangirl:
laughterbynight:
way-s:
This will be all of Tumblr
we are all like proud mothers
violasarecool:
aldestra:
harrysthefather:
we should all have like a secret language. so the fake tumblr people don’t understand.
like if thereS A WAR GOING ON WE COULD TALK IN CODE.
LIKE WE COULD CROSS OUT SHIT AND THE TUMBLR PEOPLE WOULD KNOW THATS THE SIGNAL TO HOVER OVER THE POST TO READ THE SECRET MESSAGE LIKE:
i like sour purple nipples
omg
WE SHALL DO THIS
what is life
condommodel:
stop being cute you live far away