July 2012
violetthegreat:
since the olympics are going on instead of using the gold “you tried” stars can we use these
garrythethird:
lovenotes333:
dark-homer:
The Olympics is like sex
It happens once every four years, costs a load of money, and has a giant robotic voldemort
what kind of sex have you been having?
The best kind
If you care about Lani, please reblog or like...
coconutheadissexy:
Lani (mrschriskendall) believes that no one cares about her.
Please prove her wrong.
laughingnancy:
colfersaurusrex:
I’m going to...
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to everybody in the world who thinks they're not...
touchmecas:
you were a confetti in the olympics.
Britain: So we have the Olympics.
Britain: And Benedict Cumberbatch.
Britain: And James Bond.
Britain: And the Queen.
Britain: And Danny Boyle.
Britain: And Kenneth Branagh.
Britain: And ducks and shit.
Britain: And Women's rights.
Britain: And free healthcare.
Britain: And JK FUCKING ROWLING.
Britain: And Voldemort, Mary Poppins, Peter Pan..
Britain: And the Beatles and amazing music.
Britain: And Rowan Atkinson.
Britain: And THE MOTHERFUCKING TARDIS! HEAR IT?
America: We have freedom.
Britain: We do too.
America: Well shit.
Britain: *hums God save the queen, drinks boatloads of tea and strokes corgi*
With so many bands out there, what makes Pierce...
Vic: I think that...
Mike: Mexico
Tony: Because we're all Mexican, we're better than everyone else
Vic: We have much better tans than everyone
Jaime: We work harder in the sun, so Warped Tour is a perfect tour for Mexicans
Tony: We're better at landscaping
Mike: We can paint... sometimes. I would paint a whole house if you wanted me to.
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makeasaintoutofme:
davidtenthofaninch:
I swear, tomorrow my blog will be normal. But for now
Britain
illusemywords:
s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong:
wait so Voldemort is still alive?
HARRY YOU HAD ONE JOB
leg-horse:
when school starts again will someone send me an ask every day reminding me to do my homework
3 words every girl wants to hear...
howshouldiknowgoaskalexandria:
electric-watermelon:
eviljohnlock-shipper:
nightlocksalad:
effiesgreenwig:
finnickcrestah:
odairaremysugarcubes:
capitolsecrets:
good-job-sweetheart:
azulah:
isleptpassnoon:
thisisvodka:
betweensilences:
hey-hi-hello-there:
I’m the Doctor.
John, I’m alive.
Welcome to Hogwarts.
I got food.
You’ve been reaped… wait
You’re a...
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arollercoasterthatonlygoesup:
FIFTY SHADES OF FREAKING GRAY IS GETTING A MOVIE BEFORE THE FAULT IN OUR STARS IS I’M GOING TO KILL SOMEONE.
amazingphil-found-your-blog-and asked: WOAH BRO, DID YOU GET A NEW THEME?
Watchthe-little-lost-time-lord:
remember when connecting to the internet sounded like it was performing an exorcism
i joined the internet after this but i have heard the tales
nasty-otter:
If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit
they’re fucking awesome
this one thing here
can be made into:
different variations of fries
regular,
curly,
waffle.
It can be made into chips
or ruffly
you can make hashbrowns with it
even a salad
add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes
you can have it sliced and diced
or...
Hey guys! I’m back! I missed you all so much c:
doctorwhoalldayerreyday asked: YOUR NEW THEME IS FUCKEN BEAUTIFUL!!! xD
doctorwhoalldayerreyday asked: tag a quality blog, you’re it! quality doesn’t means that you have a lot of followers, or a lot of messages. it means that you’re nice to other people, and you deserve to be happy. if you get this message, someone is telling you that they love you as you are, and they don’t care how much followers you have. send this to 15 blogs who deserve it. if you break the chain,...
Reasons my family will hate me during the Olympics
Me: Who won the Quidditch match?
Me: Has everyone in the stadium disapeared yet?
Me: I bet Ireland wins but Krum gets the snitch.
Me: The Doctor is gonna carry the torch in right?
Me: Ireland should bring Leprechans as mascots.
teacher: wikipedia is not a reliable site!!!!
me: ╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮
Friend: No offense or anything, but I just don't see you as an author.
Me: Ok
Me on the inside: WHAT?! You never read my stuff (of which I get great feedback from)! How does one even look like an author?! An author is a person. There is no special look. That was offensive. I took offense broski. Whyyyyy??
katara:
its so funny to read my blog because my train of thought is more like this
worldaccordingwrites:
I HATE BEING A YOUNG WRITER BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE WORLD YET AND MY STORIES LACK REALISM. LIKE WHAT IF A CHARACTER NEEDS TO FILE HIS OR HER TAXES? I DON’T KNOW HOW ONE GOES ABOUT FILING TAXES! YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA OF HOW CONCERNED I AM ABOUT KNOWING HOW TO FILE TAXES.
toebyeus:
can my future murderer please give me 5 extra minutes before they kill me to make a text post saying i’m dead thanks
gayhighfiving:
gayhighfiving:
spider butt
spider butt
does what ever a spider butt does
can it swing, from a web?
no it can’t
it’s a butt
LOOK OOOOUUUT HERE COMES SPIDER BUUUUUTTTT
alwaysanoriginal:
bl-ind:
do you ever get the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they aren’t talking
yes because they’re thinking
it’s annoying
