violetthegreat: since the olympics are going on instead of using the gold “you tried” stars can we use these
garrythethird: lovenotes333: dark-homer: The Olympics is like sex It happens once every four years, costs a load of money, and has a giant robotic voldemort what kind of sex have you been having? The best kind
If you care about Lani, please reblog or like...
coconutheadissexy: Lani (mrschriskendall) believes that no one cares about her. Please prove her wrong.
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to everybody in the world who thinks they're not...
touchmecas: you were a confetti in the olympics.
Britain: So we have the Olympics.
Britain: And Benedict Cumberbatch.
Britain: And James Bond.
Britain: And the Queen.
Britain: And Danny Boyle.
Britain: And Kenneth Branagh.
Britain: And ducks and shit.
Britain: And Women's rights.
Britain: And free healthcare.
Britain: And JK FUCKING ROWLING.
Britain: And Voldemort, Mary Poppins, Peter Pan..
Britain: And the Beatles and amazing music.
Britain: And Rowan Atkinson.
Britain: And THE MOTHERFUCKING TARDIS! HEAR IT?
America: We have freedom.
Britain: We do too.
America: Well shit.
Britain: *hums God save the queen, drinks boatloads of tea and strokes corgi*
With so many bands out there, what makes Pierce...
Vic: I think that...
Tony: Because we're all Mexican, we're better than everyone else
Vic: We have much better tans than everyone
Jaime: We work harder in the sun, so Warped Tour is a perfect tour for Mexicans
Tony: We're better at landscaping
Mike: We can paint... sometimes. I would paint a whole house if you wanted me to.
makeasaintoutofme: davidtenthofaninch: I swear, tomorrow my blog will be normal. But for now Britain
illusemywords: s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong: wait so Voldemort is still alive? HARRY YOU HAD ONE JOB
leg-horse: when school starts again will someone send me an ask every day reminding me to do my homework
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arollercoasterthatonlygoesup: FIFTY SHADES OF FREAKING GRAY IS GETTING A MOVIE BEFORE THE FAULT IN OUR STARS IS I’M GOING TO KILL SOMEONE.
amazingphil-found-your-blog-and asked: WOAH BRO, DID YOU GET A NEW THEME?
the-little-lost-time-lord: remember when connecting to the internet sounded like it was performing an exorcism i joined the internet after this but i have heard the tales
nasty-otter: If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit they’re fucking awesome this one thing here can be made into: different variations of fries regular, curly, waffle. It can be made into chips or ruffly you can make hashbrowns with it even a salad add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes you can have it sliced and diced or...
Hey guys! I’m back! I missed you all so much c:
doctorwhoalldayerreyday asked: YOUR NEW THEME IS FUCKEN BEAUTIFUL!!! xD
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Reasons my family will hate me during the Olympics
Me: Who won the Quidditch match?
Me: Has everyone in the stadium disapeared yet?
Me: I bet Ireland wins but Krum gets the snitch.
Me: The Doctor is gonna carry the torch in right?
Me: Ireland should bring Leprechans as mascots.
teacher: wikipedia is not a reliable site!!!!
Friend: No offense or anything, but I just don't see you as an author.
Me on the inside: WHAT?! You never read my stuff (of which I get great feedback from)! How does one even look like an author?! An author is a person. There is no special look. That was offensive. I took offense broski. Whyyyyy??
katara: its so funny to read my blog because my train of thought is more like this
worldaccordingwrites: I HATE BEING A YOUNG WRITER BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE WORLD YET AND MY STORIES LACK REALISM. LIKE WHAT IF A CHARACTER NEEDS TO FILE HIS OR HER TAXES? I DON’T KNOW HOW ONE GOES ABOUT FILING TAXES! YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA OF HOW CONCERNED I AM ABOUT KNOWING HOW TO FILE TAXES.
toebyeus: can my future murderer please give me 5 extra minutes before they kill me to make a text post saying i’m dead thanks
gayhighfiving: gayhighfiving: spider butt spider butt does what ever a spider butt does can it swing, from a web? no it can’t it’s a butt LOOK OOOOUUUT HERE COMES SPIDER BUUUUUTTTT
alwaysanoriginal: bl-ind: do you ever get the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they aren’t talking yes because they’re thinking it’s annoying